Cauliflower Mash

Ciao everyone!!

Woah.

I mean like wwhhhattt?????

This is crazy.

As you may have guessed from this post's title, this post has a recipe.

But not for any normal item.

Do you love mashed potatoes?

I don't know anyone who doesn't, so I will assume at least a slight yes. Or at least you have memories of a time you loved them as a child. Or some crazy story. But whatever your real answer, let's assume "yes".

WELL THIS RECIPE WILL BLOW YOUR FREAKIN MIND.

It is a recipe for something better than mashed potatoes.

Not kidding. Like it's rediculous. Like  you try it and you wonder why the world still serves mashed potatoes instead of this delicious thing.

Cauliflower Mash

(original recipe)

Serves: 2-3

Ingredients:

10 oz bag cauliflower, steamed (easiest to use "Fresh Express, steam-in-bag" brand)

1 tablespoon water

1-3 teaspoons parmesan cheese (taste preferance)

garlic powder

onion powder

parsley

sprinkle black pepper

Directions:

1) Put all ingredients in a food processor and pulse/blend until thoroughly combined.

2) Serve in replacement of mashed potatoes with any meal of choice. Enjoy!

Ciao for now

-The Red Lady-